Confucious say, "Man With 7 Houses Does Not Need Another".

Let's keep John McCain from obtaining another house in November. This man is not lying, he is delusional and believes everything he says-including believing he's a Maverick. Those of us old enough to remember know that James Garner and Jack Kelly were the only real American Mavericks. All kidding aside, let's send him back to Arizona, and his fork-tongued side kick Sarah Pack of Lies Palin back to the Russian border. Psst! Do Something!

Economic Downturn=Less Fake Boobs-It's the End of an Era!

Those of you who know me well know that I have a pet peeve-fake boobs. To me, putting silicone or saline filled bags atop your breast plate is equivalent to gluing fatter rose petals on a rose. You can't improve upon that which the creator has created. Of course there are exceptions-when a woman is born with an abnormality or when she undergoes a mastectomy. In those instances, I believe one should consider restorative surgery. I once dated a girl who was born with one big boob and one small one-she opted to get the larger one reduced. I asked her why she didn't make the runt larger and she said she feared they wouldn't age the same. In similar situations, I could see getting an enhancement, but getting implants because you were born with 32-A's, in my opinion, is just ridiculous.

Breasts are beautiful-period. Bigger doesn't necessarily mean better. If they sag, beautiful. If they get stretch marks, beautiful. If they no longer stand up at attention like they did when you were 16, that's ok-hopefully by the time they've dropped below see-level, you've developed character and a personality that transcends the altitude of your breasts. Women should know, if you got them-men love them. If you strategically place a pair above a knot hole on a tree, you'd find a man in society not above fucking that tree. I, of course, am not one of them but just know that they are out there.

Breasts are powerful enough on their own. They can make a man go deaf and cause his eyes to fixate and only break gaze once they've left the room. At Mardi Gras, a flash of breasts, any old breasts, causes crowds of both men and women to throw beads and erupt into a chorus of YEAHHHH's!!!!!!!!!!!!!. Breast don't need help. But there are women out there whose self-esteem is tied directly to the perkiness of their boobs. In my opinion, the creator made boobs for men and babies (not necessarily in the order of importance-but if you really want to get all chicken-egg about it, the order is correct. You need the man before you get the baby). So many women who get breasts implants claim that they got them for themselves-Poppycock! They don't improve the production of milk, and I don't think you get a stiffy looking at your own-so please, someone tell me what the hell is meant by such a comment. Oh and if you do get a stiffy looking at your own, well, you're not exactly a woman after all now are you?

In my opinion, there is nothing worse than a mature woman wearing a skimpy outfit that accentuates her silicone/saline filled gel sacks. I once saw a woman that was so wrinkled and skinny, dressed like a 17 year old tart. I think everyone in Old Navy that day agreed with me-she looked ridiculous. There wasn't anything sexy about her. She received no cat calls, no whistles, no invitations to dinner. Put her on the arm of any man and he'll chew that arm off in the name of liberation.

With all that said, I guess in some ways I'm a little happy that the economy has had a turn for the worse. Visa/Mastercard will no longer fund these unnecessary attempts to corral youth in a sealed silicone breast baggie-you'll be forced to fund the fiasco solo. And with the saving habits of most Americans and the rising price of housing, gas, and food, I think it's safe to say we've seen the end of an era-HOORAY!! Hooray for the breast as it was intended to be! If the creator wanted every woman to look like Pamela Anderson between the neck and waist, he wouldn't have created Calista Flockhart-and I'm sure that would have made Harrison Ford a very unhappy man. So say goodbye to unnaturally enhanced double-D's and hello to enhancing your personality.

Vive la Boob Natural!

TPOKW

Black Ice

Here is a brotha that is bringin' it like it should be brought...if only we would listen. We want to stick our heads in the sand like there isn't some sort of system designed to wipe us from the face of the planet-and by ignoring it's existence, we participate in our own demise...speak to us Black Ice.

T-Wayne

This is hot! The production value is ridiculous. Just when I thought I was a video editor.

Enjoy!

T-Pain - Can't Believe It ft. Lil Wayne [OFFICIAL VIDEO]

When You Travel Abroad, Remember....

these people are speaking to the world on your behalf.

Is It Just Me or Does Solange Knowles Look Like Orlando Jones...In Drag?

Hey, I ain't one to celebrity bash (that's if you want to call these two 'D' listers celebrities), but if you put some make up, lip stick, and a dress on Solange Knowles, doesn't she look like Orlando Jones in drag? I don't think I would have gone here had it not been for the nasty response Solange gave to a television host whom she thought mentioned Jay-Z when she was introduced (google that shit, I'm too lazy to post the link).

I don't know if she has talent or not, but I hear the CD sales and downloads are moving like cooling lava.

TPOKW?